August 16, 2011

• Topical Adjectivism

  The eternal optimist said with a smile
  It’ll all be over in a little while

  The miserable minister gloated with a grin
  It’s the thought that counts, so the thought’s the sin

  The aggravated atheist smirked at the thought
  Your faith is your own but your soul has been bought

  The translucent trophy bride sighed with desire
  If two are to tango, they first must conspire

  The perplexed puritan turned to the light
  Asking no one for anything can make nothing right

  The beautiful barbarian finished his dessert
  Assured happiness is knowing a little pain couldn’t hurt

  The whimsical writer parses his nomenclature
  With the dignity of logic comes the beauty of human nature

  The absolute anarchist cried to the crowd
  Take everything you want but no apathy’s allowed

  The minimalist moron swore to his mother
  He would never stop looking for his prodigal brother

  The capitalist congressman announced changes to the bill
  The doctor won’t help you unless the government will

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